Top 10 Reasons to Breed Dogs

1) You think the house is too orderly.
2) You’re already an insomniac.
3) You want your vet to buy a new BMW.
4) Your furniture looks to new.
5) You love the sound of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, 
evening, midnight, predawn, etc.
6) Your garden and backyard need renovating and you don’t want to pay a 
7) Your neighbors don’t complain enough already.
8) The kids aren’t really a challenge.
9) If you can train and show one dog, why not ten.
10) You can’t think of a better way to test your spouse’s loyalty.