He is in the doghouse

 

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He’s in the doghouse now

He’s in the doghouse now

I told you once and told you twice

Chewing shoes is a nasty vice

He‘s in the doghouse now

 

Well I had a friend called Ramblin Bob

Who used to steal, gamble and rob.

He thought he was the smartest guy in town

But I found out last Monday

Bob got locked up on Sunday

They got him in the doghouse way downtown

 

She’s in the doghouse now

She’s in the doghouse now

Quit messin round with rotten boys

And digging yards and hiding toys

She‘s in the doghouse now

 

 

Well I went out last Tuesday

I met a guy named Doozie

I told him I was the hottest bitch around

We started peeing on flowers in the park

Then we tried to see who had the loudest bark

And now we are in the county pound,.

 

We’re in the doghouse now

We’re in the doghouse now

They told us once or twice

You keep fooling round, you’ll pay the price.

We’re in the doghouse now.

Author Unknown.